Friday, June 30, 2006

Wednesday, June 28, 2006


Nintendo Commercial in Hong Kong. And I thought I had to fight for my DS.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Penny Arcade

This is what happened to Amine yesterday when he tried to get the DS Lite a day early. This is exactly what happened. Posted by Picasa

Jack Bauer Facts

Some random facts about Jack Bauer:
1) If you wake up in the morning, its because Jack Bauer spared your life.
2) If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, hed shoot Nina twice.
3) Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
4) Jack Bauers favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
5) Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
6) Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
7) Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact. 8) Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
9) 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. 10) Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
11) Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you its because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
12) Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
13) When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
14) If Jack says I just want to talk to him/her and that him/her is you well amigo, you're fucked.
15) Killing Jack Bauer doesnt make him dead. It just makes him angry.
16) When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
17) In grade school, a little boy punched Kimberly Bauer, and Kimberly ran home to tell her dad. That little boys name? Stephen Hawking.
18) Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when hes knocked out or temporarily killed.
19) No man has ever used the phrase, Jack Bauer is a pussy in a sentence and lived to tell.
20) In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
21) Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
22) As a child, Jack Bauers first words were Theres no time!
23) Jack Bauers family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
24) If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer doesnt want to carry you.
25) If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You dont want to get 7 stars.
26) Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
27) Everytime Jack Bauer yells NOW! at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
28) Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And hes done it twice.
29) If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.
30) Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
31) If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
32) After arguing over what was the better show, 24 or Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris went to attack Jack Bauer with his trademark roundhouse kick. Jack Bauer caught it.

Saturday, June 10, 2006


Ratatouille Trailer
I can't wait for this to come out!!
It's Paris!!!!!!!!!
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