Missing Paris

I saw this comparison on Nancy's blog about Taiwan and the United States ... so i'm attempting to do the same with Paris and LA.

Metro = Metro .... ok, so far so good ....

Night Marts/Arab Marts = AM PM and 24 hr Del Taco

Comforting French voices = Annoying party neighbors on hardwood floors

Fresh croissants in the morning = Ghetto Blueberry Bagel

*Sigh* Not the same Nance, not the same.

Lance Krall

Lance Krall does improv but this crank call is soooo funny. He does Vietnamese too the tee. The best is when he talks about his height. LOL

There are some others on UTube where he plays a news reporter with torettes. And there's one where he calls in as a porn star, trying to submit his well endowed resume.

China Satellites

China Satellites
Guess attacking countries physically is old school. They attack satellites now.

Quote of the Day

"Baby, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
Thanks Carmen.

Thainakorn

Poor Thainakorn!! Where will we go for Thai food now?!?
Thainakorn Burnt Down and we are soooooo sad. Hurry up and open again!!