Funniest Phone Message

I die laughing everytime I listen to this message. He is the biggest douchbag on earth and I can only imagine her facial expression when she heard this message. So funny.

Where the Hell is Matt

Without fail, this always makes me smile and puts things back in perspective for me. I can't wait to do this with my kids.


The outtakes are below. I almost think the outtakes are better. It's just funny when you have bloopers.

A Little

"There's a little truth behind every just kidding; a little curiosity behind every just wondering; a little knowledge behind every I don't know; and a little emotion behind every I don't care."

Running for Office: It's Like A Flamewar with a Forum Troll, but with an Eventual Winner

Sean Travis is running for State Representative in Kansas.
This is one of his campaigns.
I thought it was pretty funny.

Things I Can't Afford

I keep seeing things that I want and I can't afford them. I can't ask for them because they are ridiculous, and I don't need them. But I still want them. =(

• Law and Order DVD Collection
• Rock Band for Wii and / or PS3
• Wii Fit
• Canon G9
  
• iPhone
• Paris [cause everyone else is going]

I guess this is the incentive for working hard.

China Bans Dog Meat From Olympic Menu

China is banning dog meat from menus for the Olympics as a sign of respect for other cultures.

I like this quote: "Authorities have also told people to queue up politely, to smile and not to spit on the streets." ... Cause you know, we're savages.

Panasonic FS3

My new toy is this cute little green thing.
Full metal body with Leica lens.
Small and thin, it's perfect for my random shooting sessions.

Some pics under the Candlelight feature.

Energy Saver

I just replaced almost all the lightbulbs in my house with these new Energy Saver bulbs.
N:VISION light bulbs are exclusive to Home Depot but there are other CFL lights that are also energy savers.

They are a bit more expensive initially, but the cost over time is worth the initial expense. It can save you up to $30 dollars in energy costs per bulb's lifetime. One of these bulbs is equivalent to 6 of my normal lightbulbs!

Please please try to conserve our energy by replacing these in your home. Every little step helps!