Jack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.
Jack Bauer does not need anyone to open a socket for him. Jack Bauer is the only person who actually knows what a socket is and why they need to keep being opened.
Jack Bauer doesn't have a refresh button on his web browser. All events take place in real time.
Jack Bauer told Chloe that she was the best computer technician in the world. He then told her something she didn't know about computers.
Jack Bauer can fit 21GB on a 20GB Ipod.
Jack Bauer types in ALL CAPS just so you know he's yelling.
Jack Bauer once had CTU open a socket to the depths of hell.
Jack Bauer can do more with a cell phone than most hackers can do with the top personal computers.
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Monday, January 12, 2009
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Why doesn't Jack use bluetooth yet? He always has wired ear pieces.
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